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The Baron
Created on 2003-12-29 02:15:01 (#1720429), last updated 2005-04-30
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Basic Info| Name: | Baron Alehksandar Von Schmidt-Ostentatious-Sacking |
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| Website: | Something not very pleasant |
BioBorn to the noble Baron and Baroness Von Schmidt-Ostentatious-Sacking in the late seventies, Alehksandar abandoned his noble roots to hang out with greebos and goths in scuzzy yellow toilets, and assumed a commoner's name, plain old "Alexander Smith". The only reminder of his breeding is his habit of repeating how much better than everyone else he is, and utilisation of Job Seeker's Allowance to live a life of luxury, rising from his four poster bed only once a day to play Everquest and have his every need catered for by his army of gay Japanese flunky boys.
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alexander time, anecdotes about car parks, argumentativeness, barbecue naziing, baronesses, barons, beards, being banned from places, being late, being on goth documentaries, being propositioned by urzibet, being-ignored-at-sluts-meets, board games, buying-the-same-christmas-presents-every-year, chess, conceitedness, dawnage_undead, delusions of tallness, demonising hackney, djing, everquest, flamewars, goatees, going-to-whitby-for-longer-than-anyone-else, gossips, goth, grumpy old men, having a beard, having a mad brother, junior masterchef, ladies, looking like the devil, lords, music naziing, naziing, nobility, not contributing to society, not deathboy, not turning up, old skool goth, ominomoniosity, oven naziing, phildo, pub quiz, pubs, roleplaying, scrabble naziing, sleeping, sleeping all day, slimelight, smelly hippies, smoking, snakebite and black, spoof journal, stirring, sucking at scrabble, surfers, telling tales, the fox and firkin, the von schmidts, tormenting ian j taylor, trying-to-find-people-to-see-rotk-with, unemployment, unreliability, usenet, yellow toilets
External Services:
 | baronvonschmidt@livejournal.com |
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